Contagious Disease strikes Christians!

Outbreak Detected
It's spreading.
Emergency rooms throughout western Europe, Australia and the U.S. have been inundated over the weekend with persons afflicted with what is believed to be a life-changing cardio-cerebral disorder. At the time of this writing, public health officials remain somewhat baffled. Although current details are sketchy, the only common demographic characteristic identified among the afflicted is that all claim to be of the Christian faith. Based upon this fact, the following is hereby communicated to the public:

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